Top Five Signs You're Suffering from Bangkok Withdrawal Symptoms

5. You read this and ask yourself, "Why would anyone wanna go to Singapore ?"

4. You walk past Southorn Stadium in Wanchai but your brain registers "Sathorn". And you see a news article headline with "Sammi Cheng" in it but your brain registers "Siam Centre"

3. You put your palms together to say Sorry. And Thank You. And Good Bye.

2. You massage your wife's shoulders while waiting at traffic crossings and in the supermarket checkout line and ask, "Ek-cuse me madame, is this ok ?"

1. You start squeezing lime on everything.